Showing posts with label Economy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Economy. Show all posts

I am such a failure! MAN!




I found out today that I am a TOTAL AND COMPLETE FAILURE!

I messed up! I'm a dolt, a maroon, a boob! I didn't go to Yale, Harvard, or Princeton! GAH! Why did I NOT go to one of those schools?

If I had done so, I could be milking taxpayers in D.C. with my Ivy League brothers and sisters.

I hear Cornell is acceptable, as is Brown, but I didn't think of either of those schools. Of course I never looked into studying abroad at Oxford either. Man I'm an idiot!

Well, I guess it is three strikes against me. I'm just another of the unwashed masses. Strike 1. I'm from the South. DOH! That's a big one! Strike 2. I work as a barber. GAH! That's bad. I definitely don't know anything about economics. Strike 3. I attended a private Christian university that ranks higher that some of the "better" schools. Man, I'm such a heel.


Wait a minute, should that be four strikes?? I'm a Christian too. A no good, low-life, second-class citizen who believes in fairy tales.

Hey? Has anyone called Bill Gates and told him he's a failure? He didn't even finish college, you know. How about some of the fathers of industry who never went to college? Could they be the reason our economy is failing now? Could it be that they weren't lawyers? After all, lawyers who get elected to office are much smarter and better than the rest of us, ESPECIALLY if they went to the right school. Just ask our current president and our Congress.

I'm sure glad we have such fine, smart, sophisticated people taking care of us, because I don't know what I would do without them.

"Bailout"

Wow! Our new president has really topped himself now.

Let me give this scenario again. Say you own a business, and you have to get a business loan or your business will fail. You have a board of trustees and that board determines your salary. So, when you get the loan, not only do they expect you to pay interest, but they tell you that you can no longer have the same salary you had before. They tell you that you have to make the same amount of money as someone who runs one of your offices instead of the whole company. Would that be right?

So, here we have the government lending out money (that isn't theirs and that they don't have), and the government will charge INTEREST on the money lent, but that isn't enough. They then tell you that you have to cap the salary for your execs.

What? When did the U.S.A. become the U.S.S.R.?

Folks, the people in charge right now ARE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE COMPANIES FAILING. They see their golden opportunity to push the socialist agenda that they have been dolling out piecemeal for over 60 years.

It has been said by more than one Soviet/Russian leader that Western Capitalism cannot be defeated with conventional wars, but could be routed through the system of education and with careful rhetoric in the public arena. My friends, their plan has come to fruition. Just a few seeds has turned into the ultimate product for them: A president, first lady, and a congress engrossed in socialist idealism.

I would say to be afraid, but I'm beyond fear. I'm ready for change. Our new president may be right that he is an agent of change, but maybe not the change he plans on.

An article that I published in the Trammel Trace Tribune .

The Trammel Trace Tribune published this article a while back for me. My last blog brought it to mind. And here we go:

I have been watching the news and listening to my customers lately, and seeing how folks are becoming more desperate for a solution to many problems. The list is long and rather depressing. For a while, it was gas prices that vexed us and though the prices have gone down, most wonder how long that will last. Now we are being told we could be on the cusp of a huge recession or even a depression, a frightening concept to say the least. The DOW hovers somewhere in the 8K margins, and banks are collapsing worldwide. However, something started to turn over and over in this hard noggin of mine before this latest "crisis" began to raise its own ugly head. I am no economist, and my only claim is as a sort-of old-fashioned barber in a little Texas town, but I am a thinker. I ponder a great many things, but whether the things I ponder are worthwhile or not, is something I will leave up to others to decide. One of my most recent ponderings had to do with the crunch over fuel and grocery prices. I hear a lot of people grumble over having to drive 20 miles for certain needs, and while listening, I could sympathize with a great many of their grumblings. A lot of folks go to Longview, or Marshall, Carthage, or even Shreveport to buy many things and use many services that folks in those towns take for granted

I began to run through an inventory in my mind of the things that I go to Longview for and realized a great many of the things I drive into "town" for are at places like Wal-Mart, Target, Sam's, or other major corporate chains. That thought process led into a new one on how we have come to rely more and more on such chains for many needs. Don't get me wrong. I am not an anti-corporation person. I believe in capitalism and a free market, but how free is our market, really, if we are only finding fewer sources for our needs as each year passes?

Years ago, people didn't go to town almost daily for needs as many do today. There weren't a lot of restaurants, and folks got enough groceries to last them as long as a month or more before having to go back into town for something else, and even if they lived in town, they did not waste time on constant trips to the stores. In communities like Tatum, there are unused and run down buildings that used to carry the types of goods we now drive into larger towns for, because one of those aforementioned chains is there. The small businesses that traded and sold goods to folks were the backbone of the American economy when it was at its strongest, before credit created a false sense of success.

Local goods and services for smaller towns like Tatum have dwindled for good reason. Inflation, cost of operation, insurance, taxes, and other more subtle factors can cripple a small business today. However, some economists claim that a consumption tax, and elimination of income tax could solve a great deal of the problems that hobble small business in America. I wouldn’t mind having to charge a tax on haircuts to keep from having to mess with the I.R.S. every year, and most I talk to would love to eliminate their income taxes and would gladly pay a bit more for goods and services rather than deal with that bloated government entity.

Lately, with our current credit "crisis" and with banks falling apart, an economy based on hard work, solid tangible assets, and trade that is generated more on a local level instead of nationally may just be a major part of the solution.

Another major part of the solution would be for folks to realize that everyone cannot live like Donald Trump, and the Jones family next door may just be able to afford their stuff without financing it. So why choke ourselves out with debt to try to keep up with them? Whatever happened to living within our means and being responsible consumers?

To live within our means and to be responsible consumers means a bit of an inconvenience. People will have to make sacrifices. We won't all be able to have a 62" plasma screen television, satellite programming with DVR, and a brand new car every few years. This also means, (sigh), maybe fewer haircuts throughout the year. Some of us may have to find work actually working instead of playing with numbers and credit all day, and only the C.E.O.s who create success will make the big bucks.

Yes, that means some jobs will be lost, but who are we trying to fool? We have built an economy on a paper shelf and it won't hold any more weight. Instead of basing our economy on solid, tangible assets like precious metals, food, and goods, we have created a paper nightmare that is just beginning. Our only way to make it may just be to get back to basics. It means that folks writing up loans and mortgages, working with credit, and men and women making consumable electronics that are simple conveniences rather than necessities may just have to rethink their career choices.

What would come of going back to the basics aside from losing a fancy lifestyle many live and few can afford? We can have more time with our families, more time with our neighbors, and even the “greenies” will get the satisfaction of less consumption.

We have become a society deeply obsessed with obscure and unnecessary conveniences and entertainments, and we are willing to pay whatever price is asked for the right distractions, and if we can’t afford it, we finance it.

Maybe, just maybe, we are in the middle of a wake-up call. Instead of finding ways to get out of work and make money doing it, and instead of living outside our means it may be time to start putting our noses to the grindstone and being productive, churning out inventors, craftsmen, and tradesmen again, because I have a feeling, we are going to be in desperate need of such men and women real soon.